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A man wearing a wedding ring should be treated with respect. He is a decorated veteran of the battle of the sexes.
-Rev. T.J. Godfrey
I'm a pragnostic. I believe in God when it suits me.
-Rev. T.J. Godfrey
(The views expressed by Rev. Godfrey do not necessarily reflect the views of Cicero’s Garage or any of its affiliates)
posted by Huckleberry Finnegan | 7:03 AM
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I have this idea that the Reverend is bearded and burly, and drinks boh. Maybe he was a trapper before the accident. He lives in a filthy cabin full of rare first editions and eats Cheez Whiz toast for supper. Warm?
Your intuition is, on the whole, quite good. Very briefly, here's what I can tell you about Theodore J. Godfrey.
The Reverend grew up in a circus family. He attended seminary in Mexico and then disappeared for about ten years. He does not live in a cabin but his manner of dress may be described as rustic.
He is by no means a small man but burly may be a bit of a stretch. The Reverend never allows his beard to grow more than a day or two but he has been known to travel up to 500 miles for a good straight razor shave.
Rev. Godfrey admits a weakness for junk food. I'm sure the occasional Cheez Whiz sandwich finds its way onto the menu. He has been known to take a drink.
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